Stereotypes vs. Racism

Stereotypes vs. Racism

So, from my last post, people probably think I'm racist.

I'm not racist.

I just happen to love stereotypes.

A lot.

More than rednecks love NASCAR.

And that's a lot.

There is multiple differences between racism, and stereotypes. Let's start with faked etymology and senseless inference.

Stereotypes:
Stereotype have the word stereo in it, and stereos play music, and music is awesome. Therefore, stereotypes are awesome. For example, i love blasting Tupac with my windows down with a toothpick in my mouth, even though i didn't eat anything that would get stuck inbetween my teeth.

Music + Stereotypes = Awesome.
It's basic math.

Just kidding about that example though..
I don't even listen to Tupac..
But I am black..

Believe it.

...Waist down. "What?" Nothing.

Racism:
Racism comes from the word race, which involves running, and I hate running. Running is tiring and pointless, and so is racism. You get all exhausted and winded for NO REASON. At least running has benefits!
...Like getting places faster and uhh... feeling.. good.. and all.. run-like..

I'll be the first one to point out a Jose in a sombrero, but to actually insult his intelligence or work ethic, that'd be Jewish. Ha.. psych. But It is wrong.

Summary:
Chris likes music and stereotypes.
Chris doesn't listen to Tupac.. often.
Chris claims to have an African penis. Meaning either that it's large, or starving to death.
Chris hates running and racism.
Chris likes typing in third person, he thinks it makes him feel legit.

Conclusion:
I actually might be slightly racist, some of these jokes were a little out of hand (or in hand.. 'cause I'm typing..) But I don't really mean any of them.. Except my last post on Asians, that was completely true.. Mostly..

And now that i have contradicted myself multiple times, I shall sign off!
I am Christopher 'Your Face' Martinez, and the bolding kind of made sense this time. =)